batteur:

ah yes i’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago

(via queenlafresia)

svveetlemonade:

mfandcjforever:

svveetlemonade:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation 

i agree bethany

who the fuck is bethany

(via flyingelmo)

clever-one-word-url:

GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP

(Source: jourdonnais, via flyingelmo)

(via declass)

whorizonwireless:

*40 year old white dad voice* souljer boy tell them

(Source: lindsaylohomo, via queenlafresia)

googlepirate:

keeping the streets safe

(Source: tibets, via queenlafresia)

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin

i’m still on

i still haven’t been banned

I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS 

and i only got banned for 24 hours

(via basically-insanity)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via pwnator)

charmanter:

underthespokes:

Meanwhile on Classic Who

(Source: androidghost, via pwnator)

shakeyourboobs:

seriously me in every single class

(Source: breathing-in-snowflakes15, via wewillbringthetidalwavee)

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

(via flyingelmo)

(Source: whitepaperquotes, via littlem0ckingjay)

(Source: vvolare, via redchampagne)

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lexlosing-it:

1) stuff

2) things

(via typhlozion)